The number one question at Wizard U Now, Who's not amused by Abbott & Costello
Is who is that Spectacled Owl named Who?
As he pops up in classrooms and hallowed halls too
It's important to know just Who is Who?
He's more of a highbrow kind of fellow
And if one makes a joke of the knock-knock type
Who will dismiss it as trivial tripe!
To answer the truths and dispel any lies
Who is the answer-man owl on the scene
With knowledge and wisdom and all in-between.
Now, Who's not amused by Abbott & Costello
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Professor Who T. Owl
As you peruse your way through the maze of pathways in our website, you'll undoubtedly encounter the fowl-feathered figure of Professor Who T. Owl – venerable ambassador, esteemed representative and resident know-it-all of Wizard University.
Professor Who ("just call me Who") has been tenured at Wiz U since its inception, and hails from somewhat enigmatic origins somewhere in Europe. He attributes his legendary wisdom and wit to a lineage of wise-cracking Strigiformes that have rendered their service and companionship to some of history's most notable seers, astronomers, mystics and wizards.
Who is obviously a Spectacled Owl and disdains any comparison with the Barn, Pygmy or Spotted variety. He is extremely learned in the arts of the sciences, mathematics, literature, ornithology and the metaphysical realms. He also studies Hoodoo magic and Harry Potter trivia.
Who's favorite foods include Hooters famous wings, Wise potato chips and Chocolate Yoo-Hoo drinks. He also has a weakness for White Owl Cigars and an occasional encounter with the hookah (strawberry-flavored). Given his distinctive plumage and wide-eyed good looks, it's no surprise that Who considers himself a night-owl and a real hoot with the ladies. In his spare time he does research on a biography he is writing on the life of Houdini, and he loves to curl up with a good who-done-it mystery.
Whenever you spot Who within the halls or pages of Wizard U, make sure to read or listen to what Who Says, for you'll find his wisdom to be not only entertaining but insightful. Who is here to educate students and to answer your questions.
If you have any question concerning Wizard U, our faculty, our syllabus or training methods, just Ask Who in the box below. And before you know it, you'll have the who's, what's, where's, when's and why's in your mailbox.